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West Florida
Beware: Armed Alligators
West of Bermuda
Sunken Condo of Brigid’s Ex-Boyfriend, "Lir"
Atlantic Trench
Wreck of Original Post Guard Vessel
East Florida
BEWARE: DISGRUNTLED SENIORS AND SWINGERS

Port-au-Prince
Benjamin Franklin’s Secret Hemp Stash
Nevis
Birthplace of Post Guard Co-Founder Alexander Hamilton


South Carolina
Naval Base where Rosie fenderbendered a B-2 jet.

Key West
Per Agreement: Feed Hemingway’s Cats
Bermuda Triangle
TRIANGLE FOLK BE HERE!

Miami
The Mystery of Pitbull’s Missing Pinkie Ring(s)
Jamaican Coast
WRECK OF 2ND-9TH POST GUARD VESSELS.
Cayman Islands
FUTURE WRECK OF THE POST GUARD VESSEL

Puerto Rico
Where Rosie Meets Herself in the Cave of Time

Cuba
Place to Bury Canadian Ryan Where Nobody Will Ever Look

Columbia
Also a pretty good place to dump Canadian Ryan
Aruba
The Dolphin they trained to boink Putin

Carribean Sea
TRIANGLE FOLK BE HERE TOO


Gulf of Panama
Lil’ Pierre’s Two Families That Don’t Know About Each Other

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