Ellie
Ellie is just your classic, brain-damaged, alcoholic
sparrow. She can’t see glass and constantly crashes
into scenes throwing everything off balance.
Her wacky POV and straight talk make Ellie the
true wild card of the bunch. If all the characters
on Always Sunny combined their DNA to create a
sparrow, Ellie is what they would hatch.
The GOAT
He is not The G.O.A.T -- he is
A goat: a bristly, smelly, hooved-douche. If you
want to dig up dirt on anybody in Thistle Hill,
just ask The Goat. He's the town yenta, AND he’s
got the receipts because he spends his days
digging through everyone’s garbage.
GUEST DOGS
Cardi Bijon
A Bijon Frise, voiced by Cardi B, who looks just like Cardi B. She hangs out on the stoop of Brownie’s building, a one-dog Greek chorus commenting on Brownie's coming and goings.
Everyone, except for William H. Macey,
wonders what they would look like as a dog.
Hollywood celebrities, pop culture icons, athletes and
Fox Sports personalities will appear as dog versions of themselves.
Steve the Buscemi
Steve the Buscemi, the town fire chief, has a romantic history with Daphne. Buscemis are a prevalent breed of dog in this town -- skinny, with distinctly angular Steve Buscemi-like facial features.
Wishbone
A terrier voiced by Terry Bradshaw, who is Brownie’s main frisbee football rival.
Big Papillon
A Papillon voiced by David Ortiz, who runs the dry cleaner in town.
Whoopi
A Puli voiced by Whoopi Goldberg, the local daytime talk show host.
